A tiny green worm named Wilbur was born one day. Wilbur was a tomato worm, but he didn't know what a tomato was, so he asked Marcus the Butterfly. "Excuse me" Wilbur said. "Do you know what a tomato is and where I can find one?" The butterfly answered "Well, you see I'm a butterfly, and I've been looking for some damn butter all day" After looking at the butterfly for several minutes, Wilbur replied "Butterflies don't have anything to do with butter, you fuckin' idiot."
The Ralphus Jones Experience
Mercifully Free from the Ravages of Intelligence

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